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slimydad:

I hate what this website has done to me

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  • Vampire: I try to cling to the fragments of my humanity by sitting on the toilet for an hour every night and trying to poop. Nothing ever comes out but for a few brief seconds I almost feel alive.
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Given how Bloodlines are formed, do NWOD vampires ever worry about forming them by accident? Like, “shit I’m not gonna do any more karaoke because if I do too much I might turn into a fucked up karaoke vampire”

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nevvymaster:

When I get bored, I start thinking weird thoughts.

Like, “what if, instead of classic inspirational quotes, Zen Pencils made dynamic comics around dril tweets?”

Original comics/art by Gavin Aung Than

Words by dril

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A devotion that lets Haven of Soil apply to metal would have been super cool. As would one that lets you control objects by merging with them.

You could be a vampire car and that would be awesome.

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atamajakki:

black people in fantasy: primitive tribesmen who are probably evil or (rarely) normal people that the fanbase will react to with crazed vitriol, claiming lack of historical accuracy (which doesn’t isn’t true) in a setting that likely has magic and dragons

asian people in fantasy: noble, reserved…

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http://atamajakki.tumblr.com/post/98919069914/jesus-was-from-the-middle-east-and-would-likely-be

atamajakki:

Jesus was from the Middle East and would likely be categorized as suspicious-looking in a modern airport, the Ancient Egyptians were black (until they were Greek), Alexander the Great marched with horse archers from Iran, the Roman Empire had citizens and soldiers from everywhere between France…

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Trying to figure out which bloodlines the Homestuck characters would be and it’s actually really hard

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atamajakki:

fun fact most of the slaves in the Roman Empire were Greeks, both Africans and Arabs could and did freely live among the Roman citizenry as equals

the average Roman was swarthy as fuck while any “white people” would be barbarians or their descendants 

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  • Europe: we're going to royally shit ourselves, forget most of our knowledge, and spent the next few hundred years murdering each other while dying of plague because we don't sanitize our drinking water
  • The Middle East: cool, you guys have fun, we'll be busy figuring out how the universe works and being lightyears ahead of you guys in terms of science and philosophy
  • Europe: the pope is tired of us all killing each other so he told us to spend the next 400 years killing you instead
  • The Middle East: thanks
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atamajakki:

the Roman Empire was a bunch of folks descended from Greek refugees and spread to include parts of Africa and the Middle East yet every depiction of Rome in media is a bunch of snow-white British dudes 

fucking why

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wolfkller:

i didnt know cisfist had a twitter

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