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"if you consider a woman
less pure after you’ve touched her
maybe you should take a look at your hands"

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I will never not reblog this

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Rips off shirt to reveal the “I AM DEEPLY ASHAMED THAT I LOVE STEAMPUNK AND THE BEATLES” tattoo that covers my entire back

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http://servbot42.tumblr.com/post/98199699704/geckopirateship-servbot42-someone-in

geckopirateship:

servbot42:

someone in congress is editing wikipedia pages to side with gamergate and I dunno if I wanna laugh or cry

https://twitter.com/congressedits/status/514080679030566912

https://twitter.com/congressedits/status/514117418877087744

No, see, they had to…

I’m joking, I’m joking, sorry.

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bloodvex:

I need you people to understand how important this is

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servbot42:

someone in congress is editing wikipedia pages to side with gamergate and I dunno if I wanna laugh or cry

https://twitter.com/congressedits/status/514080679030566912

https://twitter.com/congressedits/status/514117418877087744

No, see, they had to make their own conspiracy to fight the EVIL SJW CONSPIRACY. It’s all about ethics. Not all gamers. The truth is somewhere in the middle.

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Wndrwll is such a good song

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  • Question: So if Mouth Silence takes place pre-All Star, what about California Gurls? And Chop Suey? And What Does the Fox Say? Didn't those come out after May 4, 1999? - dominodominates
  • Answer:

    neilcicierega:

    Mouth Silence takes place on May the 3rd, 1999, in a universe in which All Star does not exist.

    There is a neighboring universe in which only All Star exists.

    Music is able to fluidly cross time barriers.

    The more powerful the music, the greater its ability to traverse time.

    The power of All Star is so great that it destroyed all other music in its universe.

    The power of All Star is so great that on May the 4th of 1999, it authors itself into the Non-Star universe.

    Mouth Sounds takes place on that date.

    Only Rob Thomas and his friend Carlos Santana know the truth.

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itschaosoutthere:

Neil Cicierega - Wndrwll

The best thing I’ve ever heard, that no one should ever listen to ever.

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officialunitedstates:

do you think they call it the white house because it’s painted white

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helioscentrifuge:

theeverfreeforest:

UM OK YOU SEE THAT LITTLE FLESH COLOURED THING POKING OUT OF HER HAIR?? UM YEAH OK AM I SUPPOSED TO BELIEVE THATS THE APEX OF HER FUCKING HEAD BECAUSE THAT IS JUST DOWNRIGHT UNACCEPTABLE. HOW DOES SHE HAVE SUCH A POINTY HEAD I THOUGHT SHE WAS ONE OF THE ONLY CHARACTERS IN THIS GODDAMNED SHOW TO HAVE A SOMEWHAT NORMAL SHAPED HEAD BUT NO I WAS WRONG. JUST LOOK AT THAT ABOMINATION WHAT IS IT WITH HER MOM THAT MAKES HER HAVE SUCH POINTY HEADED CHILDREN WHAT FREAKS OF NATURE

shit gets heated in the phineas and ferb fandom

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"No style, no grace, this monkey is a fucking disgrace" should be on my family crest

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nentindo:

lieutenantbites:

memeluvr2:

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yoshikagesisland:

0rdi:

THIS KONG HAS A FUNNY FACE

THIS KONG HAS A FUNNY FACE

THIS KONG HAS A FUNNY FACE

THIS KONG HAS A FUNNY FACE

THIS KONG HAS A FUNNY FACE

THIS KONG HAS A FUNNY FACE

THIS KONG HAS A FUNNY FACE

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imgonnachangethew0rld:

theveganarchist:

I aspire to receive this type of hate mail.

Goals

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jollityfarm:

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fawnflight:

”I hate capitalism.” typed the communist individual on their MacBook Pro, a product that is a result of capitalism.

”I hate feudalism.” wrote the burgher with their printing press, a product that is a result of feudalism.

"there is only one G*d" said the early christians as they traveled through roman roads, a product of a pagan empire.

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